Darlings! Aren’t we being droll, spamming you to high heaven with messages of assault courses (the activity, not learning how to assault people) and treasure hunts.
But, alas, none of it will happen if you don’t get your bums in gear and sign up here.
It’s only a £5 deposit, and dears is will be fun! Registration will close on Friday, so come along! It will be a lark, honest!
Anyway, sorry to spam you to no end,